just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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