Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
