How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Randomize
