end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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