Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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