Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Randomize
