i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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