You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You need Xanax blowdarts
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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