so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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