love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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