My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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