clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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