Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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