at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
She's the barista slut.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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