But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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