Non-Jews are for practice
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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