This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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