i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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