you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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