Yo dont text me then not text me
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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