i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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