You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
that's an acceptable place to lick
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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