operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
only you would photoshop your dick
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
