Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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