then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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