Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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