You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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