Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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