I'm so fucking centered right now
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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