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you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
