we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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