I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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