on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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