yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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