Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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