At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
