i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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