I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Randomize
