Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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