But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
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