Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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