Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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