would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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