Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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