i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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