It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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