I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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