dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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