do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
