Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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