But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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