Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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