would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just want to make out with him forever
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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